Moobing

May 12th, 2007 by johnmarvs

Lilipat na ang katarantaduhan dito sa http://pinoypikit.multiply.com/journal .. ito’y alay kay Pablo Pikit. ang mga otors diyan ay kung sino lang ang may trip na magsulat

reading this would be a waste of your time

April 22nd, 2007 by johnmarvs

HAHA1. I hate airplanes and airports.
2. I love the beach; I love Baler.
3. I hate roaches; I eat flies.
4. I hate Texans; I like black people better.
5. I hate kisses; I prefer hugs.
6. I can fly, but I can’t walk.
7. I can breathe underwater, unfortunately I can’t swim.
8. I drink milk directly from our cow’s udders. (I like it fresh!)
9. I eat human flesh and drink mosquito blood.
10. I believe in aliens for my sister is one.
11. I’m like a fish. I never have to make poopoo.
12. I never brush my teeth because I don’t have any.

13. I don’t eat boogers but my sister does.

14. I can see dead people. (In exchange for that, I had to forgo my being able to see the living.)

15. I never have to make poopoo but I can’t live without farting.

16. I think my sister Janina grows a new mole on her face every other week.

17. I smell rotten eggs every time Janina passes by. (because she carries rotten eggs with her all the time. weird sister)

18. I always see Josella eating her yaya’s hair.

19. I’m out of crazy things to say.

20. I have to say bye now. err Bye

Think it over before adding me up.
http://jovinski.multiply.com <–

>.<

March 19th, 2007 by johnmarvs

It’s been a long time since I last updated this dumb blog of mine..

We’ll have our graduation practice tomorrow and although I’m not going to be here for our graduation, I’ll still attend the practice. I just want to see my batch mates one last time before I leave.

Haay  We will be staying at my aunt’s house in L.A. and when I go to New York, at my Lola’s house.. but I’m not sure where we would be staying when we go to Vancouver.

Haay I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to attend our PROM. Ahya Hendrick says we have this err "family curse." All the men in our generation wouldn’t be able to attend their Proms.  Wtf?! He’s been saying that since last summer when we were in France and >.< it came true. Ahya Henricson wasn’t able to attend his prom.. I won’t be attending mine. I just hope Shoti Jaden breaks the curse and attends his prom hmm which will be 11 years from now..

I don’t really have anything to say anymore.. I’m tired from our lakwatsa and I have to get up early tomorrow. Btw, I seriously lack sleep. I didn’t sleep last Saturday. >.<
Good night >.<
Ugh, this is so weird.. parang may kachat ako >.<

two fags?

October 29th, 2006 by johnmarvs

I apologize for the patheticness…

Star And I’s YM conversation October 29 10PM ^^ Read on~

Star Linson King: eto mar, mga kasabihang pumapasok sa isip ko
Star Linson King: what is love?
Star Linson King: masasagot mo ba yan?
Marvin: Star
Star Linson King: lam ko na sagot dyan mar
Marvin: Love is the most inexplicable feeling.. something beyond words.. No one knows how it occurs, how it happens.. weird thing is… we all have it in us
Marvin: Gulo ba?
Marvin: Hahaha
Star Linson King: simple lng sagot ko
Star Linson King: love is everything good that exists
Marvin: Hahah
Marvin: no star
Marvin: sex is good, but it ain’t love
Star Linson King: iba yun mar
Star Linson King: fuck you
Marvin: but it is good star
Marvin: whatever you say
Marvin: it is good
Star Linson King: ibang good igsabhn ko
Star Linson King: good na GOOD
Marvin: Good Definition
Marvin: ikaw gumawa?
Star Linson King: not GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
Star Linson King: GOOD lng
Star Linson King: hidni GOOOD na may kasamang
Star Linson King: yup naisip ko lng un
Marvin: shet
Marvin: nagflufluctuate amf
Star Linson King: haha
Marvin: ilaw
Marvin: DAMN STAR GANDA
Star Linson King: eto pa mar
Star Linson King: w8 isipin ko uli ah…….
Star Linson King: many people say I love you
Star Linson King: but I can’t say that to “her”
Star Linson King: becuz i would be lying if i said that
Star Linson King: u dont tell someone you love him/her when you think u like her
Marvin: star.. confusing yan
Star Linson King: like is different from love mar
Star Linson King: iba igsabhn ng i like u sa i love u
Marvin: Yup star
Marvin: there’s a fine line between like and Love
Marvin: I like a lot of people
Star Linson King: that’s why i would be lying when i say i love her
Marvin: but it doesn’t neccessarily mean that I love them all
Marvin: Well, I like angelina Jolie
Star Linson King: o nga
Marvin: but I don’t see how it is possible that I would reach the point of loving her
Marvin: Right?
Marvin: Love is different star
Star Linson King: love is everything good that exists dba? kya lahat ng good na meron mo para sa isang tao, saka mo masasabing i love u
Marvin: love doesn’t make sense… it is beyond words star
Marvin: When you like someone
Marvin: you can give reasons why you like her
Marvin: but when you love someone.. there’s simply no explanation
Star Linson King: kya nga love is everything good that exists e
Marvin: FUCK STAR ! We’re talking like faggots
Star Linson King: we’re both faggots! kahit di ko lam igsabhn nun

Tsk, pagbigyan na po.. Wala na kaming mapag-usapan.. masyadong boring itong SEM Break… *Yawn*
Sorry kung maraming mura, ganyan talaga kami =P

Interview ng isang ungas kay Hesus.

October 7th, 2006 by johnmarvs

Er, wala sanang ma-offend.. biro-biro lang ito ^^


Interview ng isang ungas kay Hesus.

Mar: Bakit hindi ka namin nakikita?
Hesus: Of course, para magamit ng mga tao yung “God is like the wind.. you can’t see it but you know it’s there.”.. kawawa naman yung mga taong nagsabi niyan kung bigla akong magpapakita right? adi nagmukha silang mga fools na gusto lang may masabing maganda at magpasikat..

Mar: Bakit pa may impyerno? Kawawa naman yung mga masasamang tao…
Hesus: Hehe.. mas kawawa naman si Satan kung walang impyerno adi nawalan siya ng trabaho.

Mar: Bakit gusto mong i-worship ka namin?
Hesus: Ewan, nung una triny ko lang yun, kaso napansin ko masarap palang ma-worship ng tao.. so pinalagay ko sa Bible na kelangan akong i-worship.. and oo nga pala, gusto ko pag sinasabi ng mga tao ang God Bless you.. hanep.. I bless them pala…

Mar: Bakit pa naming kailangang mamatay?
Hesus: Nako! Kasi naman kayo, ang hilig niyo sa sex… dati wala namang namamatay e, kaso nung nakita kong napakalaki na ng populasyon, natakot ako.. baka kasi mapuno ang Earth.. at kung napuno ang Earth.. OMG! SO I have to create another Earth? Nakakatamad din noh, it takes me seven days e!

Mar: Pogi ka po ba?
Hesus: Aba’y oo naman! DUH???

Mar: May asawa po ba kayo?
Hesus: *Ahem ahem* Hmm, kilala niyo si Zeus right? Ako rin yun ^^

Mar: May purgatory po ba talaga?
Hesus: Hehe! Joke ko lang yun.. walang ganun, gusto ko lang kasi na pinagdadasal ng mga tao ang mga yumao nilang mahal sa buhay.

Mar: Ano pong point ng pagiging Diyos? Di ka po ba tinatamad?
Hesus: Ikaw naman o! Sobrang nakakatamad na to, I’ve been here for like.. Hmm.. Forever.. Triny ko nga mag-suicide dati kasi talagang pagod na pagod na akong maging Diyos.. kaso bigla kong naalala.. immortal nga pala ako.. Huhuhuh :C

Mar: Aprub ka po bas a E-VAT?
Hesus: NAKO ! Haay , dahil sa E-VAT na yan dumami ang nagdasal sa akin na mamatay na si Gloria Arroyo.. Believe it or not… from 5 Million people nagging 5 Billion.. Haay, minsan natetempt akong gawin na lang talaga

Mar: Kung hindi ka po Diyos, anu po ang gusto mong maging?
Hesus: Hmmm.. Siguro gusto kong kunin trabaho ni Satan, para matry ko man lang.. pero magpapalagay muna ako ng Aircon at kukuha ako ng mga baklang interior designer para pagandahin yung impyerno..

Mar: Do you believe in love?
Hesus: Of course! Ako nagsimula ng kalokohang yan e! ^^

Mar: Taga saan po si Satan? Saan siya nanggaling ?
Hesus : Haay.. alam mo, yung sinabing si Satan ay isang fallen angel.. Big LIE yun.. ewan ko san nga nila nakuha yun e.. Basta sa pagkakaalam ko.. si Satan galing yan sa tae ng mga ninuno nila Hitler, Saddam Hussein, at ni GMA….(weird nga e, magical yung tae nila.)

Mar: Gutom ka na po ba ?
Hesus: Di pa naman.. Bakit?
Mar: Ah, kasi po ako gutom na e. Sige kita-kits na lang diyan sa heaven in 50 years… este 100 years.. >:)
Hesus: Asa ka pa…

Hehe.. I’d really appreciate your comments.. good and bad ^^

Peace out~

My Little Devil [2nd Journal Entry Lol]

September 12th, 2006 by johnmarvs

When I was a kid, I seriously considered my sister as God’s punishment to me for being a naughty boy. She was a sneaky liar, or in kid language, she was a super duper bad girl.

In my view as a kid then, she was my mom’s favorite because she always got what she wanted and she rarely got scolded. She framed me up all the time and I got scolded for her mistakes. She had an extremely loud and irritating cry. Her mouth would open so wide that an elephant would fit in it. She USED TO HAVE this extremely cute look that, I believe, was very difficult to resist. She was a little devil with an angelic face which many considered to be so damn adorable. She was a sly girl; she used her smile as a weapon to torture me.

My sister is now 14 years old (THANK GOD!!). I wouldn’t say that she has competely matured, but she has had a few changes. She doesn’t cry as much anymore, but now she has an extremely loud and irritating shout (which is an evolution of her extremely loud and irritatiing cry). Janunay, as I call her, isn’t the little girl with the angelic face anymore; she’s all grown up now and our little cat and dog fights are a thing of the past. I thank God for the miracle of growing up because without it, my life would be hell.

I may hate the way she frames me up all the time or the fact that she always gets what she wants, or the way she cries and shouts, but these little things I hate about her are what make her the Janunay I know, the Janunay I learned to love.. <— meron rin raw parang ganyan na line sa isang movie.. Hahahaha

Tsk tsk plastic ~

Kaloks

July 14th, 2006 by johnmarvs

It seems to me that this world is full of cowardly pretenders — afraid to show who they truly are, too insecure to express their true selves. We live in a world of hypocrisy and lies… a world where one is pressured to become a person he doesn’t want to be… a world where doing the right thing for you isn’t the same with doing what’s right…

I want to get out of this world and live in a different one — a world where people are true to themselves, unafraid to show their true colors.. a world where I can be a kid forever, not having a care in the world… a world worth living in..

LOL Hahahaha Walang pasok.. walang magawa~

Journal Entry Lol

July 7th, 2006 by johnmarvs

Ito nilagay ko sa journal .. got an 82.. =) First time ko~

1.      I am but a kid – stupid, ignorant, and childish.

2.      I am a dreamer; I dream big but unfortunately act small.

3.      I like peace and quiet; I love reading books whilst listening to soothing music.

4.      I believe that every person has a talent of his/her own but is afraid to show it because of his/her insecurities.

5.      I believe that love can push a person to the fullest of his/her abilities.

6.      I believe that when you love someone, a mere smile from her/him would be enough to relieve you from all your worries.

7.      I like watching romantic movies because nothing makes me feel better than to watch two people fall in love.

8.      I believe that a girl’s smile is like a jewel – precious and hard to attain.

9.      I want to be good to everyone I know so as not to feel any remorse or regret in the future for how I am treating them at present.

10.  I despise the fact that we don’t treat other people as our equals, that we look down on other people, that we make fun of other people, and that we make other people feel small and inferior.

11.  I do not believe that there is a hell, for God wouldn’t be so mean and cruel as to make a place full of hate and evil such as hell.

12.  I really feel bad for people who don’t have friends, for I believe that one cannot go through life without friends.

13.  I find it weird that so many people waste their time on wondering about what life is all about and not just live life as it is.

14.  I find it ironic that “What is love?” is probably the most asked question in the world yet no one really knows how to answer it.

15.  I like to fart because there is nothing more relieving than releasing a held-in fart; I always say: “The ‘proot’ shall set you free.”

16.      I wish that the world wasn’t so filled with prejudice so that everyone can live their lives as they truly are.

   

  17.      I like to write despite my not being good at it.

18.      I like hugs; I hate kisses; I believe that hugs are more meaningful; kisses are just plain yucky.

19.      I have a list of things I want to accomplish in my life and on top of that list it says “1. Make mama and papa proud.”  LoL!

20.      I want to die sitting by the beach, enjoying the sunset.

Ahem ahem

June 2nd, 2006 by johnmarvs

I watched You’ve Got Mail last night with Ahya Hendrick; we were arguing about the point of watching romantic movies. He says that they all have the same themes.. same endings.. Two people meet.. they fall in love.. but some obstacle stands between them that brings them apart.. in the end, they realize that their love is just too strong.. then they live happily ever after… =)

Why do we keep on watching romantic movies despite their having the same themes? Why do we keep on reading love stories that are so damn predictable? Why do we keep on singing love songs? Why do we fall in love? or Why do we want to fall in love?

The truth is.. I don’t really know.. I don’t even think that there is a single person alive who knows.. The question ‘what is love?’ is probably the most asked question in the world.. Weird thing is.. it’s also the only question that no one knows how to answer.. Ironic? Hmmm..

Barcelona

May 29th, 2006 by johnmarvs

Our first day there was really really tiring, as Ahya Hendrick and I had to walk from the Ramblas all the way to our hotel, which was 13 Subway Stops away; I think on that day, we walked for around 13 hours. We got lost going to the hotel, so our walk, which should have been a 1 hour walk, doubled in time. We had around an hour of rest at the hotel, then we were back walking again. That day was Hendrick and Jovin’s version of the Death March. Hahaha =)

The second day, we went to the Port near the Ramblas; we visited an Aquarium, it was pretty good, but Ahya Hendrick enjoyed it more than I did. (He’s the water-bearer raw kasi.) After visiting the Aquarium, we watched a movie in the Imax theatre; BIG MISTAKE!! We watched a movie called Forces of Nature, which was supposedly narrated by Kevin Bacon according to the poster outside. When we entered the movie house, we were really fascinated and amazed because of the size of the movie screen. It was Hella Big! And to our surprise, the movie was in SPANISH! WAAAWW!! I fell asleep watching the movie.. We wasted time and money there. nice! :D

After that, I think we went to the Zoo and then to the Sagrada Familia. The Sagrada Familia, I think, is a church. It was by an architect named Antonio Gaudi, the church is really big! It’s construction started 1882 ( I think.) and until now, it ain’t finished yet. They expect it to be finished by 2010? or was it 2020? hmm I ain’t sure. The Sagrada Familia is a must-see in Barcelona. I even bought several Sagrada Familia keychains and a figurine. I think I spent 40 Euros there. Rawr!

The trip was very educational… Hihihi ^^ We also went to the Picasso Museum. =) I have Auntie Angie and Uncle Sandro to thank for the trip.. Hihihi ^^

To sum it up, Barcelona is a very nice city with lots of beautiful women. Hahaha =) And oo nga pala, we saw a man biking around butt-naked. Eew!

*On our last day there, we bought Lays; we didn’t open it until we got back here in France. And much to my surprise, when I opened it, it had a small paper saying that we won something.. A DVD player I think.. Hahaha =)